{"slip": { "id": 159, "advice": "What's stopping you?"}}
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{"fact":"Cats can judge within 3 inches the precise location of a sound being made 1 yard away.","length":86}
{"fact":"Approximately 40,000 people are bitten by cats in the U.S. annually.","length":68}
{"slip": { "id": 161, "advice": "You have as many hours in a day as the people you admire most."}}
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{"fact":"A kitten will typically weigh about 3 ounces at birth. The typical male housecat will weigh between 7 and 9 pounds, slightly less for female housecats.","length":153}
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{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
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