{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}
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{"fact":"In multi-cat households, cats of the opposite sex usually get along better.","length":75}
{"fact":"There is a species of cat smaller than the average housecat. It is native to Africa and it is the Black-footed cat (Felis nigripes). Its top weight is 5.5 pounds.","length":162}
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{"fact":"The cat has 500 skeletal muscles (humans have 650).","length":51}
{"fact":"Cats, especially older cats, do get cancer. Many times this disease can be treated successfully.","length":96}
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{"slip": { "id": 100, "advice": "Everybody makes mistakes."}}
{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
{"slip": { "id": 209, "advice": "Most things done in secrecy are better left undone."}}
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